WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The spending cuts mandated by the sequester may hamper the United States’s ability to invade countries for absolutely no reason, a Pentagon spokesman warned today. The Pentagon made this gloomy assessment amid widespread fears that the nation’s ability to wage totally optional wars based on bogus pretexts may be in peril. “Historically, […]
Good news for monetary policy geeks, Assuming Republican leaders don’t pull any special rules change, Ron Paul looks to be on his way to heading the House Subcommittee for Domestic Monetary Policy and Technology. Now hopefully we can get that audit of the FED. http://www.cnbc.com/id/40013227
There was once an old lady who swallowed a fly,And became so terrified that she surely would die!See, she lived in a country overrun by these pestsAnd… well, I think you may recall the rest? Now we live in a world overrun by a bug;So … we lockdowned ourselves and outlawed all family hugs.And then […]
