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Posted on Author Sean Dempsey
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The spending cuts mandated by the sequester may hamper the United States’s ability to invade countries for absolutely no reason, a Pentagon spokesman warned today. The Pentagon made this gloomy assessment amid widespread fears that the nation’s ability to wage totally optional wars based on bogus pretexts may be in peril. “Historically, […]
Iran Wants War!! Look
Posted on Author Sean Dempsey
Iran wants war!! Look how close they put their country to our military bases…