The best recap of the “debate” between Obama and Romney I’ve seen yet. It would be truly hilarious if it wasn’t a parody and this wasn’t such an critical and important election deciding our future.
How Elon Musk Could Restore Free Speech to Twitter Overnight
Free speech isn’t a difficult concept to understand. It’s literally two words. Free speech. The freedom to say what you wish without censorship or retribution. There must be limitations of course, for example asking someone to break the law. But short of that, if Elon, as he has said, is serious about making Twitter a […]
Pentagon: Cuts Could Hamper Ability To Invade Countries For No Reason
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The spending cuts mandated by the sequester may hamper the United States’s ability to invade countries for absolutely no reason, a Pentagon spokesman warned today. The Pentagon made this gloomy assessment amid widespread fears that the nation’s ability to wage totally optional wars based on bogus pretexts may be in peril. “Historically, […]
NATO is the Schoolyard Bully
If a bully at school started a “we hate Allison club” and the point of their club was “we will defend all boys from that horrible girl named Allison if she bothers us” Then they invite every one around Allison to join it. And then some of Allison’s friends are given money and promises of […]